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Welcome to LANatee
So what is a "LANatee"?
The word "LANatee" derives from the word "manatee." Why? In Drew's words, because "manatees are cool...and taste good." One would picture a LANatee as a manatee playing computer games, but this is completely different...
The real LANatee, however, was created for the soul purpose
of those tortured souls known as gamers. The people who live silently in
our society under the stereotype of "nerd," express themselves in their natural
habitat; among peers, who can understand and relate with other
tortured souls. It is a support group for gamers. Started in 1928 by
Edmund Z. Lanatee, this brilliant society of men is on the leading edge of
deciding what is scene, making up pizza toppings and certainly not playing video
games. It is needless to say that that members of the LANatee have very
little trouble getting ladies into bed with them, because it is a known
fact that ladies are into video games and even more so into guys who play
video games (but don't take our word for it, ask one some time!)
The LANatee consists of a group of ten core
members who have a love for video games and all have varied technical
skills. The games that this group plays varies between different LAN fests (a LANatee event)
but the longest standing games are: Empire Earth, Age of Kings and
Counter-Strike. As mentioned before this group is willing to try all sorts
of different games. Some of the games that have been played at previous
LAN fests include: Soldat, Battlefield 1942, Medal of Honor - Allied
Assault, Rome: Total War, Battle for Middle Earth, Call of Duty, iSketch, Halflife 2: Death Match, and Rise
of Nations.
LAN fests are
usually held once a month, and even though there is a dedicated group of
core members usually only involved, there may be opening in the future for
more members (so you may be in luck! Keep a close eye for openings!).
